The Full Story
About Me
What can I say that's not been said! I believe in ruling with an iron fist of love and if that's not your kink, then it soon will be.
Manifesto
I have many, many plans.
Firstly:
Look to the skies for inspiration,
AND
immigrants.
I plan to remove ALL illegal and those legal immigrants who break my laws, to a purpose built centre on the far side of the moon.
I will fund this exercise with donations, online sales, the proceeds of a tuck shop aboard the Moon shuttle, "Relocate 1" and the profits from my new Crypto memecoin.
I have chosen the far side because "Out of Sight is Out of Mind!"
With this in mind I have designated this project the codeword (OSOM)
(Other groups may be added to this relocation operation at any time.)
(Oxygen can be purchased only via the official tuck shop)
Vision
My vision is that of a world where good people are rewarded and those that err are decapitated!
I will not stoop so low as to meat out barbaric deaths such as age related illnesses. Those with such illnesses be assured I will spare you those tens of years worrying about what may lie ahead. My guillotine is your friend.
Minions the world is going to a pot of piss, false leaders, greedy global industries and Traffic Wardens. I will rid you from all these.
Mission
My mission is simple. To create a world where the gracious, good and those who believe I'm right can prosper. A world where my minions are happy, safe and secure knowing they have me to look up to. A world where the only care, worry or stress will be waiting for me calling at YOUR door.
