Let Downs
On this page I will name and shame those who I once respected. YOU celebrity, YOU sports personality, YOU politicians, NO wait, I've always hated all politicians.
Tom Hanks
How dare you take away my love for Buzz Lightyear. I no longer can watch Toy Story without dispising you.
Woody Harrelson
I liked you, I liked your films, but one phone call let me down. Up there with Hanks.
Kevin Spacey
Such an actor, such a disappointment. You will never visit my hotel room again.
Bill Gates
At one time I would have welcomed you into my fold as a near equal. Those days are long gone. Take your money and do one.
Santa Claus
I believed in you, had faith in you but you turned out to be a total lie and what's all this getting kids to sit on your knee. Go join Tom.
Rolf Harris
Do you know what it is yet ? Yeah I do, no more didgeridoo for you.
Janelle Monae
How could you not want a man, you could even have me?