Dictate 1. Common sense shall rule above all

Dictate 2. You shall follow no false Dictators

Dictate 3. You will not be a member of a prescribed group (listed here)

Dictate 4. You shall not Hodl false memecoins (other crypto is permitted)

Dictate 5. You shall strive for baldness and grow a goatee. (Ginger goatees will be praised.)

Dictate 6. You will (when possible) always retweet your #DoPs Tweets...... thanks guys

Dictate 7.  You shall not jeet ( I think that's the correct term)

Dictate 8. Loo roll must always be hung paper out from the wall.